It’s Better Than Sex!
What’s that, you ask? What’s better than sex?
Access to the internet! At least for some!
According to this story in today’s Herald Sun online:
Forty-six per cent of the women polled said they would rather go without sex for two weeks than give up access to the internet for the same period of time, according to the survey, Internet Reliance in Today’s Economy.
The Harris Interactive survey of 2119 adults (sponsored by chip maker Intel) also found 30 per cent of men agreed on the internet vs sex question.
And the number of survey respondents who thought access to the internet was “very important, important or somewhat important” …
… 95%!
Remember that old joke about the bloke who gets washed up on a deserted island, who finds a gorgeous woman … she asks him about the one thing he really wants after being all alone for so long … and he asks if he can check his email — it’s turned out to be true!
PS: Of course, the respondents must not have been married … otherwise the figures would be much, much, higher! 
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Don’t ya know it! Very funny.